{"id":12659,"date":"2021-11-04T10:19:16","date_gmt":"2021-11-04T10:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moviesandshakers.com\/staging\/4428\/?p=12659"},"modified":"2021-11-06T01:55:39","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T01:55:39","slug":"eternals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moviesandshakers.com\/staging\/4428\/eternals\/","title":{"rendered":"Eternals"},"content":{"rendered":"
[vc_section][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Director Chlo\u00e9 Zhao\u2019s celebrated Oscar turn directing Nomadland<\/i> fails to excite and emotionally challenge her new MCU characters, despite putting them into physically intimate scenes for the first time in a Marvel film product.\u00a0This not very merry band of heroes has been in the background, watching over the development of Earth and its inhabitants for thousands of years.\u00a0This story fits into the MCU Timeline just after Avengers: Endgame<\/i> when half the population of Earth returns following the reversal of Thanos\u2019 culling.<\/p>\n

This script by Zhao, Patrick Burleigh and Ryan Firpo take Marvel down a new path as another of its lesser known comics woven into its other movie property timelines. In this case the Eternals are a collection of super-powered beings who have been protecting Earth and humanity for thousands of years. They are forced to \u201cput the band back together\u201d when the Deviants, who were supposed to be extinct, suddenly appear. The Eternals\u2019 main directive has always been to protect the planet from this primordial threat to humankind. The Deviants are snarling, slightly canine-esque demons with the obligatory scary, long, razor sharp teeth.\u00a0<\/span>[\/vc_column_text][vc_row_inner][vc_column_inner width=”1\/3″][vc_single_image image=”12611″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” css_animation=”fadeInUp”][\/vc_column_inner][vc_column_inner width=”1\/3″][vc_single_image image=”12615″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” css_animation=”fadeInUp”][\/vc_column_inner][vc_column_inner width=”1\/3″][vc_single_image image=”12614″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” css_animation=”fadeInUp”][\/vc_column_inner][\/vc_row_inner][vc_row_inner][vc_column_inner][vc_column_text]The Eternals take their orders from an omnipotent, god-like power, Arishem<\/i>, who calls the shots. He\u2019s visualized as an oversized, ghoulish multiple red-eyed version of the children\u2019s classic cartoon character \u201cThe Iron Giant.\u201d It struck us that saying Arishem\u2019s name <\/i>resembles , Hashem<\/i>, the Hebrew word Jews use to refer to God.<\/p>\n

Ajak is the team leader played by Salma Hayek who suffers from displaying a droll, dour, sourpuss face syndrome much like the others display. They\u2019re all just very serious. Even with their powers, there\u2019s not a one in this boring bunch you\u2019d like have a beer with at the tavern. And CGI streaming gold weapons from their hands and eyes meant to be lethal is a poor use of special effects and used so repetitively, you start to hope that a more exciting secret weapon will appear.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s hard to imagine that any of these new heroes will become fan favorites, mainly because they have a mostly vanilla, bland aura. It starts with Thena (Angelina Jolie) whose eyes sometime cloud over which turns out to be a metaphor for the whole team. Take Richard Madden (Game of Thrones<\/i>) as Icaris. He can fly and shoot lasers with his eyes while looking good in his special suit, but he has a constant dull, sullen look. That facial expression must be viral because Gemma Chan\u2019s (Crazy Rich Asians<\/i>) Sersi exhibits the same vacant facial feature. She\u2019 absolutely stunning, and can transform objects on a dime, but can\u2019t seem to make her face come to life.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Then there\u2019s Druig (Barry Keoghan) who can get inside heads and control minds. Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani) gets to deliver a few good laughs and provides some comic relief as a fire throwing Bollywood star. Makkari (Lauren Ridloff) is a female speedster \u00e0 la Flash. Compassionate strongman Gilgamesh (Ma Dong-seok) teams up with Thena. Finally, spiky red-haired Sprite (Lia McHugh) can create optical illusions while looking like Peter Pan and yes, she dreams of growing up to become an adult!<\/p>\n

Bryan Tyree Henry does the best job exhibiting emotion reacting as Phastos, the master inventor who slowly doles out technological advances for humans. But even he hits a clunker in this time-bouncing plot line when, standing among the ruins of Hiroshima after the 1945 nuclear bombing, he wails, \u201cWhat have I done?\u201d It\u2019s groan worthy.\u00a0<\/span>[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column_inner][\/vc_row_inner][vc_row_inner][vc_column_inner width=”1\/3″][vc_single_image image=”12609″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” css_animation=”fadeInUp”][\/vc_column_inner][vc_column_inner width=”1\/3″][vc_single_image image=”12608″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” css_animation=”fadeInUp”][\/vc_column_inner][vc_column_inner width=”1\/3″][vc_single_image image=”12606″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” css_animation=”fadeInUp”][\/vc_column_inner][\/vc_row_inner][vc_column_text]Introducing all of these characters at once was a big mistake. None of them seem well-developed, nor fascinating or extraordinary. Slingling gold beams just wasn\u2019t enough. One of the highlights was seeing the Star Wars <\/i>comic in the hands of Sprite. But that\u2019s not enough either. The best part of the experience, after waiting more than 2 and a half hours, are the mid credit scenes. Chloe Zhao is a very talented director, but perhaps it was too much to expect her go from the sparse, quiet life of Nomadland<\/i> to this special effects driven action blockbuster with a huge cast of characters who are not very exciting. This Eternals<\/i> is not one for the ages.<\/p>\n

Walt Disney \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span>2 hours 37 minutes\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span>PG-13<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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